Fiscal cliff

Im guessing you have heard about this. It is basically break it or make it for america. We are probably gonna be screwed cause no one can agree with each other. America re elected Obama after he has just doubled our debt and hasn't done anything that is good for this country. Ya it is good that he is giving all this free money and free phones to the poor, i mean he is kinda making them poor by not jump starting the economy. I am ok with giving some money to the poor people but not as much as he is giving especially when we are more then 16 trillion dollars in debt. Should of elected Romney and gave him a chance. He would of done alot better then obama.

Paris

 I thought I came to paris just to be a tourist and not take anything. But really at Paris I gained knowledge. I learned the ways of the master. How to open up your mind and be creative. Paris opened a whole new world for me. I have learned so much more then I ever thought. I am glad I wasn't just a tourist. Paris has helped me believe in myself. To never give up and know I can be great if i put in time and effort. And i learned while having fun in paris. There was never a dull day in paris, there was always something funny that i would see or hear. Thank you paris for everything you have taught me.

you can

You Can

    If You Believe You Can, You Can
    If you think you are beaten--you are.
    If you think you dare not--you don't.
    If you want to win but think you can't,
    It is almost a cinch you won't.

    If you think you'll lose--you've lost.
    For out in the world we find
    That success begins with a fellow's will;
    It's all in the state of mind.

    Life's battles don't always go
    To the stronger or faster man;
    But sooner or later the man who wins
    Is the one who thinks he can.

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I really liked this poem because it tells you that its all about how positive you are. You can't win if you are negative. You have to believe and have a passion to win. They always say the team with the most heart will win. So always be positive and tell yourself you can win and go out and do whatever you are doing and have a good state of mind.

Letter from your heart

You know you want her so why don't you spit game and seduce her? I know it's hard for you to be confident but its killing me being so lonely. So get the courage and start talking to her more often. You got this!
Sincerely from your lonely heart
fyi Not talking about crazy girl from af  dirt bike addict haha

ultimate gaming chair

How to have a good day

In order to have a good day you have to have a most of the following things.
Xbox 360
Big Tv
Call of duty
brownies
pizza
music
bathroom
soda
homemade cookies
comfy pj's
comfortable couch
fire place (in case u get cold)
milk
oreos
bubble bath

I remember

I remember as a kid where bull cuts and buzzed heads were the coolest haircuts. I remember playing Nintendo 64. That was the best game system I always played tony hawk and there were the coolest levels. I could play that for hours and never get bored. I remember selling golf-balls as a little kid to all the rich golfers at the country club and making over a hundred bucks in one day. But then we bought a bunch of pizza and soda and then we had to split the money 4 ways so in the end i only made 10 bucks which was a decent amount as a little kid and I enjoyed it because I hung out with my friends all day. I remember where rides at seven peaks were actually half scary. I remember when school was actually fun in grade school and most of junior high. I actually enjoyed school back then cause there wasn't alot of work and there was alot of play time and games. In sixth grade I had the coolest teacher and we would play sports everyday and my team was all my friends which were the best athletes so my team always won. And when you win it is alot funner even though people say winning isn't what it's all about but it basically is. I remember not having to worry about girls and what my appearance was like. I just had fun and no stress. I remember when I could care less about money. But now money is everything.

D-trump

wise words from trump off his fb


 Many people are saying that my challenge to Obama is having a huge negative effect on his poll numbers --- I agree.

Virtually all Presidents and candidates including John McCain, Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, and George W. Bush have released the requested records. Why not President Obama?

When the military informed Obama that they had Bin Laden, is there anyone with a brain that would not have said "Ok, go get him"?

Mitt Romney looks much calmer, and Obama should stop nodding his head backwards and forward.

You talk tough, Mr. President, but have done nothing about China killing our jobs and economy.

Such long rhetorical and boring answers from Obama. No wonder nothing gets done.

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

If Rihanna is dating Chris Brown again then she has a death wish. A beater is always a beater--just watch!

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debate

Tomorrow is the last of the presidential debates. I am exciting to watch it. I like watching it but at the same time I have it because I hate Obama and I just want to punch him and yell at him. And punch and yell at all the people that still are voting for him. He had his chance and he was a shitty president. So why should he get another chance? He shouldn't!! We need Romney. Someone who has business experience and can help us budget better and he has a plan to get alot more jobs. Obama is making the gas prices higher. Romney is gonna lower them and at the same time get other power sources better like solar and wind etc. But right now we still have a lot of oil to be using so build the pipeline through Canada. If you vote for Obama your a jack ass. He is horrible and hasn't done shit. So vote for Romney!!

Rock out

Rock out like you just won the lottery.
like you just got  a lot of money for your pottery.
Rock out like you just got your first kiss.
like you are a NBA player and never miss.
Rock out like you just won the tour de France.
like you just had her take off your pants.
Rock out like you just got a new car.
like you are old enough to finally go to a bar.
Rock out like you landed your first back flip.
like you just got a hundred dollar tip.
Rock out like you just found the girl of your dreams.
like you won state and shut out all the other teams.
Rock out like you just your first tat.
like you lost all your fat.
Rock out like there is no tomorrow.
like your neighbor gave his Ferrari for you to borrow.
Rock out like you are the richest man.
like you are at concert and your the biggest fan.

ROCK OUT!!

Can't fix me

Duct tape can't fix the pain you gave me. All the saddness you made me feel. I hate you so much for that but I can't stop loving you. How do I get you out of my head. I think about you all the time. I need you out of my brain and out of my life.  One day I could care less about you. The next day you are the only thing I can think about. I need you to live the life I have always dreamed of. I want to carry you around with me all the time. I want to roll around with you. I want to cuddle with you. I want to kiss you. I want to take you all around the world with me. I want to buy expensive things with you. I need you MONEY!!

Vacation

Thanks to a little harmless prank I got suspended for 3 days. Good thing was it was right before fall break so I get a few days off fall break plus another 3 days so i get a nice long break. Bad thing is they might charge me for something stupid and I might have to pay a fee or something. And the term ends next week so I miss 3 days of class right when it counts. So hopefully I can still get on the honnor role. It was a little harmless prank but the school admisistration is a bunch of nazis that can't take a joke. You take your job to serious. Let us kids have some fun. I can tell you had no fun in high school so you are ruining our high school. So take a chill pill and relax and let me have some fun without getting into trouble.

Things I need to live

Things I need to live
Xbox
Arby's
Taco Bell
Big Tv
Laser tag
Water
Cable Tv
Internet
Bed
Frozen food
Microwave
Pranks
Music
Batting cages
Soda
Milk shakes
Car
Medication

Fall

Fall can be one of the best or worst seasons. Love it because it is perfect weather usually, and all the leaves change so everything looks nicer and you feel happier with all the bright colors. But it comes with a price, having allergies. I can't go outside and enjoy natures finest times when I can't breath through my nose and my eyes are itching and I am sneezing every 5 seconds. And no medicine works so you are stuck inside all day. And you can't get any sleep cause you are sniffling alot and then you are cranky cause you don't sleep. So having all the bright colors to make you happy doesn't works because your damn allergies keep you up. Now you aren't happy for fall, all your thinking about is fall to be over so your allergies will go away. So if you don't have allergies then fall is the best. But if you are like me and have bad allergies, then fall blows!

I'm thinking about you

I am thinking about you

like a fire thinks of fuel

and a pokemons think of duels

like a tire thinks of the road ahead.

and charlie sheen thinks of getting his date in bed

like a pizza thinks of making it to the oven.

and a teenager thinks of getting some lovin

I am thinking about you

like a bear thinks of honey

and girls think how big is their tummy

like a jeep thinks of getting muddy

and how the new kid thinks of making a new buddy

like Luigi thinks about his pal mario  

and milk thinks about being with some oreo's

I am thinking about you 

like a fat person thinks about a big mac

and football players think about getting a big sack

like a pirate thinks about finding his gold

and a hobo thinks about how it is so cold

like a smoker thinks about having a cigarette

and trump thinks about buying another jet

I am thinking about you 

like a day at the beach with an ice cold beer

and a teenager thinks about if his face will ever clear 

like a sailor thinks about finding land 

and how I think about holding your hand

I am thinking about you!

Peace i'm out!

snowboarding season is coming

http://www.snowboardermag.com/videos/the-bauer-brothers-british-columbia-backcountry/

Fears

I fear that Obama will get re-elected and he will get us more in debt and soon we will all be working for the Chinese working for 10 cents an hour. China will come take over and make us their bitches. That would not be fun. So DON'T VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!
Peace I'm out!

Childhood

In class we did the activity to get ideas for a blog and I saw one write about some memories of your childhood. So I am going to tell a few things that come to mind when I was a young lad. Me and my 2 friends live right by the golf course so we decided on day to go yell at the golfers and piss them off. We found this great hill right by the golf course with a bunch of green bushes to hide in. We would yell right as they hit then duck under the bushes so they couldn't see us. We also found lots of golf balls in the bushes we were hiding in so we would add them to our collection because we would sell them to golfers. (One day we made 100 dollars selling golf balls.) So we had a fun day yelling at the golfers and went home happy with alot more golf balls. That night I sat in bed and I was itching all over. It looked like I had a ton of mesquito bites so I tried counting them but there were too many. The next day me and my 2 friends went to the same place to yell at golfers and we all told eachother we got bit alot by mesquitos.  We went and played and yelled at golfers in the same bushes for a while then we went home all of us itching. Turns out we had been playing in poison ivy for 2 days and we all had it really bad. Our parents took us to the doctor and we were all swollen up bad and had to get perscription drugs to help us clear up the poison ivy. Not a great time having your whole body itch for a few weeks.
Peace im out!

Love

Love can be the best thing or it can be the worst thing. You can feel the emotion of love and it can be great but if somehow that thing you love is lost or killed or broken you hate that feeling. Sometimes its better not to love so you don't go through the pain of having lost that love. Like if you love your xbox so deeply and it breaks one day and you have no money for a new one, then you are saddened for a long time. Or the worst is when you love a girl and she leaves you. That hasn't happened to me because I am still to young for love. So far I haven't had any dramatic love losses but if I remember one or if one comes up I will be sure to update you on that.
Peace im out!

Music

Music is a wonderful thing. Music is probably one of the greatest things that has happened to this earth. There are so many different types of music. Music for any mood your in. My favorite way to listen to music is on pandora because you don't have to keep searching a song after its done then wait for it to load it just plays music forever you just have to pick a type of music or an artist and it plays all these different songs that fit that mood. Pandora is always on when I am on the computer. Right now it is playing an advertisement thats the only con about pandora. But lets see what plays next................................... Infinity by the xx. Slow song but we will see how it plays out.
Peace I am out!

Human's

Humans can be pretty awesome! But some can be really lame, just depends on the person and the person judging the person. When I think of humans I think of this video I watched on youtube called people are awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKWoPlL2B8I
That is the url for that video and it just shows all these crazy people doing crazy stunts. I encourage you to watch this video and comment what you think of it. You will enjoy the movie alot trust me!

My name is the mighty cornholio. I need t.p for my bunghole. 

I  play tennis and like alot of sports. Such as volleyball, baseball, lacrosse, bad mitten, croquet, pogo sticking, ping pong, cricket, speed walking, downhill tricycling/ downhill big wheeling, office chair racing and more. I like to do all these sports and I am very competitive. I do not like to loose in these sports and I train very hard. Most of my life is doing these sports I get to bed at about 3 am because I train so much. My favorites are office chair racing and downhill trycycling and big wheeling down the canyon. It is kinda dangerous cause its hard to make some of the turns and I have got hit a few times because I have drifted into the other lane. But I still do it often. I would invite you all to come to my charity event we have a big downhill bigwheel race I will send you an invite on facebook when I find out the exact date. And bring T.P for my bunghole.