Sunday, September 30, 2012

Fall

Fall can be one of the best or worst seasons. Love it because it is perfect weather usually, and all the leaves change so everything looks nicer and you feel happier with all the bright colors. But it comes with a price, having allergies. I can't go outside and enjoy natures finest times when I can't breath through my nose and my eyes are itching and I am sneezing every 5 seconds. And no medicine works so you are stuck inside all day. And you can't get any sleep cause you are sniffling alot and then you are cranky cause you don't sleep. So having all the bright colors to make you happy doesn't works because your damn allergies keep you up. Now you aren't happy for fall, all your thinking about is fall to be over so your allergies will go away. So if you don't have allergies then fall is the best. But if you are like me and have bad allergies, then fall blows!

I'm thinking about you

I am thinking about you
like a fire thinks of fuel
and a pokemons think of duels
like a tire thinks of the road ahead.
and charlie sheen thinks of getting his date in bed
like a pizza thinks of making it to the oven.
and a teenager thinks of getting some lovin

I am thinking about you
like a bear thinks of honey
and girls think how big is their tummy
like a jeep thinks of getting muddy
and how the new kid thinks of making a new buddy
like Luigi thinks about his pal mario  
and milk thinks about being with some oreo's

I am thinking about you 
like a fat person thinks about a big mac
and football players think about getting a big sack
like a pirate thinks about finding his gold
and a hobo thinks about how it is so cold
like a smoker thinks about having a cigarette
and trump thinks about buying another jet

I am thinking about you 
like a day at the beach with an ice cold beer
and a teenager thinks about if his face will ever clear 
like a sailor thinks about finding land 
and how I think about holding your hand
I am thinking about you!

Peace i'm out!

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

snowboarding season is coming

http://www.snowboardermag.com/videos/the-bauer-brothers-british-columbia-backcountry/

Fears

I fear that Obama will get re-elected and he will get us more in debt and soon we will all be working for the Chinese working for 10 cents an hour. China will come take over and make us their bitches. That would not be fun. So DON'T VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!
Peace I'm out!

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Childhood

In class we did the activity to get ideas for a blog and I saw one write about some memories of your childhood. So I am going to tell a few things that come to mind when I was a young lad. Me and my 2 friends live right by the golf course so we decided on day to go yell at the golfers and piss them off. We found this great hill right by the golf course with a bunch of green bushes to hide in. We would yell right as they hit then duck under the bushes so they couldn't see us. We also found lots of golf balls in the bushes we were hiding in so we would add them to our collection because we would sell them to golfers. (One day we made 100 dollars selling golf balls.) So we had a fun day yelling at the golfers and went home happy with alot more golf balls. That night I sat in bed and I was itching all over. It looked like I had a ton of mesquito bites so I tried counting them but there were too many. The next day me and my 2 friends went to the same place to yell at golfers and we all told eachother we got bit alot by mesquitos.  We went and played and yelled at golfers in the same bushes for a while then we went home all of us itching. Turns out we had been playing in poison ivy for 2 days and we all had it really bad. Our parents took us to the doctor and we were all swollen up bad and had to get perscription drugs to help us clear up the poison ivy. Not a great time having your whole body itch for a few weeks.
Peace im out!

Love

Love can be the best thing or it can be the worst thing. You can feel the emotion of love and it can be great but if somehow that thing you love is lost or killed or broken you hate that feeling. Sometimes its better not to love so you don't go through the pain of having lost that love. Like if you love your xbox so deeply and it breaks one day and you have no money for a new one, then you are saddened for a long time. Or the worst is when you love a girl and she leaves you. That hasn't happened to me because I am still to young for love. So far I haven't had any dramatic love losses but if I remember one or if one comes up I will be sure to update you on that.
Peace im out!

Music

Music is a wonderful thing. Music is probably one of the greatest things that has happened to this earth. There are so many different types of music. Music for any mood your in. My favorite way to listen to music is on pandora because you don't have to keep searching a song after its done then wait for it to load it just plays music forever you just have to pick a type of music or an artist and it plays all these different songs that fit that mood. Pandora is always on when I am on the computer. Right now it is playing an advertisement thats the only con about pandora. But lets see what plays next................................... Infinity by the xx. Slow song but we will see how it plays out.
Peace I am out!

Human's

Humans can be pretty awesome! But some can be really lame, just depends on the person and the person judging the person. When I think of humans I think of this video I watched on youtube called people are awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKWoPlL2B8I
That is the url for that video and it just shows all these crazy people doing crazy stunts. I encourage you to watch this video and comment what you think of it. You will enjoy the movie alot trust me!

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

My name is the mighty cornholio. I need t.p for my bunghole. 
I  play tennis and like alot of sports. Such as volleyball, baseball, lacrosse, bad mitten, croquet, pogo sticking, ping pong, cricket, speed walking, downhill tricycling/ downhill big wheeling, office chair racing and more. I like to do all these sports and I am very competitive. I do not like to loose in these sports and I train very hard. Most of my life is doing these sports I get to bed at about 3 am because I train so much. My favorites are office chair racing and downhill trycycling and big wheeling down the canyon. It is kinda dangerous cause its hard to make some of the turns and I have got hit a few times because I have drifted into the other lane. But I still do it often. I would invite you all to come to my charity event we have a big downhill bigwheel race I will send you an invite on facebook when I find out the exact date. And bring T.P for my bunghole.